The Red Dwarf Thread

Bring it on.........

Admin wrote:

Bring it on.........

What a guy!!!

"Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour, is black. So how are you supposed to see them?"

"You've made Mister Flibble very cross, you shouldn't have run away from him."

So check out everybodys favourite penguin and his new song...

Before uncle Arnie fries you alive with his hex vision!

KRYTEN: What about entertainment? You are obliged to provide us with
minimum leisure facilities. Games, literature, hobby activities,
motion pictures.
RIMMER: And in accordance with Space Corps directive 312, you'll find in
the storage cupboard over there a chess set with 31 missing pieces, a
knitting magazine with a pull-out special on crocheted hats, a puzzle
magazine with all the crosswords completed and a video of the excellent
cinematic treat, "Wall-papering, Painting, and Stipling -- a DIY
guide."

I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen
time running backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given
birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an
edible Pot Noodle