Movie Quotes

Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. -Pulp Fiction

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent/The Dark Knight

These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously
the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style. It belongs to Dick.
Dick Hotchkiss, a California state senator. You remember Dick? He's the
guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote
violence. It's music, Dick! He's also the guy who wants to pull every
video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the
video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick.
It's only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man. You know what we do
to bad men. We punish them. Dick, you've just entered The Xander Zone.

*golf ball smacks his friend in the head, and the next one hits his car*

"HOW DARE YOU?!
THIS IS AN '81 HONDA!!!!"

Vince - Employee Of The Month