Kill the poster above you

Takes a sharp scalp, and rip open his veins on his arm.

Dying from bleeding, that's not a painful death now, ain't it?

Though I am opposed to killing anyone no matter the circumstances, i guess a little game couldn't harm my mortal soul no could it?

Well anyways.....

Beats him up with a bunch of oranges in a sock to leave the body bruiseless and then hides the evidence and runs off with all of his belongings, muhahahaha.........(yes i know not very creative but I have no intentions of killing anyone so It's hard for me to think in an unfamiliar category)

Disconnects the plunger in the back of his toilet tank, then dumps a bucket of rattlesnakes in it. When he takes a shit, and sees that the toilet doesn't flush, he'd open the back of the tank, and the snakes would give him a little love nibble to warm his heart... it ought to be warm since it's beating 180 times a minute. Don't worry, it'll stop beating soon.

Killed in the other car I crashed into.

Killed by a falling brick.

Killed by a short-circuiting robot.

Killed By an Axe

Killed by a gunshot.

Killed by an ice spear.

Killed by a thrusting jet booster.

Killed by a fireball.

Killed with a sharpened ritz cracker.

Killed by being strung up and plugged full and lead

<Killed by a cancer

killed by ______

^ killed by <insert something clever here>

Killed by overdrinking coffee.

^ killed by a sp0rtscar.....