John Cena Filing For Divorce

Tampa resident and WWE superstar John Cena has filed for divorce from his high school sweetheart and wife of only 3 years, Liz Huberdeau, saying the marriage is "irretrevably broken." The soon-to-be-ex-Mrs.Cena has armed herself with powerful Miami attorney Raymond Rafool,
best known for going head to head with Hulk Hogan in his nasty divorce
battle against ex-wife Linda. In that case, Rafool allegedly took Hogan
for 70% of his assets. Huberdeau hopes for something similar, but it's
not going to be easy. Cena, worth over $18 million, has a 2009 prenup
that is said to include the ability to take back all gifts and presents.

Another insider warns that this isn't going to be pretty, saying "This is going to dwarf the Hogan divorce in nastiness." Yikes.

The Rock knew it all along.

“Rock saw Cena makin’ out with Eve,
Grabbin’ on her thigh, tuggin’ on her weave.
Cena was havin’ the time of his life,
I guess he didn’t tell her that he’s got a wife.
Let’s rock. Everybody let’s rock.
Divorce lawyer’s right up the block,
but we’re dancing because Cleveland Rocks.”


That damn hoeski, Eve...